Jumaat, 25 November 2011

LAWAK PENDEK

Situasi Satu .. Didalam BAS


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Seorang BUDAK sedang menahan darihttp://www.emocutez.com membuang AIR BESAR .. Sebab die didalam BAS. Lama kelamaan .. budak tersebut tak dapat nak tahan lagi lalu berkata kepada PEMANDU BAS. 

Budak     : Pakcik .. boleh tak pakcik berhenti sekejap .. saya terasa nak buang AIR BESAR ni.
Pemandu : Hrmm mana dapat berhenti di HIGHWAY ni dik. Alahhh tu cuma persaan kamu aje.


Tidak lama kemudian PEMANDU BAShttp://www.emocutez.com tersebut tercium BAU KENTOT (I like) .. dan syak budak tadi yang KENTOT.

Pemandu : Hrmm kamu kentut yer?
Budak     : Tak de lah .. Tu cume perasaan pakcik aje

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 Kan dah kene .. la la la lahttp://www.emocutez.com .. Sehingga bertemu lagi kawan2 .. Tata .. Titi .. Prutt Prutt

24 ulasan:

  1. Eyana: Hihi suke nak mengacau umi ni hihi :)


    Khairul: Kene bagi hadiah kentut dah kawan :)

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  2. haaaa3x... dia bagi cash time tu jugak kat pemandu tu....

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  3. Bang Kazman&sue: Hihi pandai pun abang kazman hihi :)

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  4. Bila mengekan org last dia juga terkena haha....

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  5. kacau umi??? ehhh xderlah, perasaan umi jer tu..haha

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  6. Kak zakie: Hahabetul kata kak zakie ..kene balik kawan hihi


    Eyana: Hahahaha amboi eyana ..prutt kang ..

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  7. haha, boleh lak perasaan je yek,. sib baik budak tu kentut je, lau cirit camane? :D

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  8. haha lawaklaaa umi ni.budak tu umi eh?Macam ada pengalaman ja ni!hee

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  9. perasaan aku je rupanya datang blog ni. ok.

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  10. ahahahah!! lawak yg simple! morning dear! waseh.. kck gamba sidebar ya lok..

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  11. hahaha...pakcik pun,tak kesian dah..
    kesian kat kawan nii,,tercirit aku je aku wase...hahahha

    jemput singgh yer umi..:)

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  12. Kah3.... Adakah ini cuma perasaan asya membaca blog umi ni? Huhuhu

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